Dirty Dan's Korner
Big Breast Hunter (Kyo Nyo - Japan)
director:director x
cast: a bunch of japanese adult-film stars
Recently,
I’ve had the pleasure to screen a video copy of a 
movie
called “Kyo Nyo (Big Breast) Hunter.” It’s a Japanese comedy about a junior
high school girl (Masako) who seems to have everything going for her. She’s
in love with a popular boy (Bando-san) who she desperately wants to go steady
with. She has presented her case to him, and now he in turn presents his case
to her. He lists all her good qualities, which are many, but in the end he
can’t date her because her tits are too small. She is devastated. Alas, the
“Big Breast Hunter” is born.
Determined not to loose Bando-san to a schoolmate with bigger yams, she steals a list of big-breasted junior high girls from an old pervert, whose function at the school I’m not clear about but he seems to be a janitor. He mostly spies on healthy young girls all day, and no one seems to care or mind what he’s doing. In fact, I think it’s his job to spy on the young, beautiful blossoming girls and make lists of the ones with the biggest man-catchers.
What is this place they call Japan? A place that seems so completely obsessed with young schoolgirls in their schoolgirl uniforms and flashing their panties. Is it true that this is an acceptable subject for a film? I must re-evaluate my love of beautiful, young women and their panties. I must no longer just take for granted that my lusts are simple, biological impulses. I pledge from here on to be more careful in my choice of viewing material. That’s what makes “Big Breast Hunter” such a great film, its ability to provoke thought and debate! But I digress…
Masako
goes on a big breast rampage, hunting one big-titted girl after another. First,
she dresses up in an outfit reminiscent of the “Power Rangers” and then she
traps and overpowers her well-endowed school chums. Next, she rips their shirts
off and sprays a formula of mold-material that applies cold to their naked
towers of pleasure. The girls, not fully understanding the sensation, go wild
with pleasure. The formula hardens and voi la, a mold is created. She then
threatens to show off the hardened molds of their luscious mounds of joy to
the world if they attempt to date her true love, Bando-san.
Of course, during all of the struggle sequences, there is the requisite amount of low angel underwear shots. Actually, there were lots of low angle leg and ass shots throughout the entire movie. Oh, and to show how much class this production had, they never took a shot of a beaver that wasn’t safely wrapped and protected in its undergarment. It is truly a film, shot on video, made with extreme care. It even paid homage to one of my favorite movies, “Metropolis.” Masako seemed to have met her match in a silver plated, steel-bra-wearing nemesis that was reminiscent of the female robot from Fritz Lang’s silent classic. But our big breast hunter would not be denied. In a last ditch effort before her identity was exposed, Masako electrocutes the “Metropolis”-like girl who collapses in ecstasy. Don’t worry, nobody gets hurt here, just off.
I know I’m telling
you a lot of the story but I’m just assuming you’ll never get the chance to
see this flick anyway, so who gives a shit. Anyway, our heroine finally does
meet her match when she encounters her next victim – the school’s track star.
Masako 
demands
that the track star submit to her demands, but during a long wrestling match
is overpowered. The track star feels up Masako and finds her to be in very
good shape. Our heroine has just got herself caught in a Lesbo-trap! She’s
now in danger of becoming the plaything of the entire all-girl track team...
I’ve screened this movie about three times now and have found it difficult
to get past this scene. For some reason, I find myself suddenly overcome with
a feeling of exhaustion and need to go to sleep immediately. Perhaps, I will
try again tonight and complete my review for the next issue. Good night...
by the way, there’s no actual sex… just lots and lots of nudity and sexual
situations. “Kyonyu Hunter” gets one very enthusiastic “thumb” up! Plus, it
has that arty pedigree only afforded to foreign cinema! -- Dirty Dan
$15.00 (that’s what the tape cost me and its worth every penny)
I keep getting requests for info about where to find this flick. Here's one distributor that carries it under the title "Big Boobs Buster". It's the same flick but the title has been translated differently. Look in their "erotica" section. It's a place to start your search. I'm sure there are other vendors out there and that the price will vary. Best of luck.
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